When Moths turn Bad

moth cartoon

My friend John Gardner, celebrating his birthday today, has built up an impressive list by running an ultra-violet light moth trap in his garden. Hopefully these reprobates haven’t turned up.

clothes moth

Moths have a bad name in my brother Bill’s childhood writing. He wrote this damming indictment aged six and it’s survived in a school exercise book from his infant school days.

Greta Thunberg

Greta Thunberg

It is scarcely necessary to remind people of what a few feet rise in sea level (let alone the ultimate 200 feet which would follow the complete liquidation of the land-held icecaps) would do to to our geography. Suffice to say that it would be unwise to take a ninety-nine year lease on coastal flats!

Peter Ritchie Calder, Man and the Cosmos, 1968
Man and the Cosmos

That urgent advice was given over half a century ago by award-winning science journalist Peter Ritchie Calder in a succinct account of ‘The greenhouse effect’ in his 1968 book Man and the Cosmos, The Nature of Science Today.

As a student, publications like this convinced me that, if I was going to try to make a career as a natural history illustrator, I should also do all I could to campaign on environmental issues. I didn’t do very well on that one, so it’s good to see Greta Thunberg’s generation treating global warming (along with the alarming rate of extinctions) as an overridingly urgent global issue.

One of the functions of weather satellites is to make measurements of the energy which reaches the Earth and to note the circumstances in which it is lost. If records show over the years that this debit or credit is being affected, then counter measures will have to be taken. The energy budget is more important than the ledger-balancing operations of ministers of finance. The lives of people and the fates of nations will depend on patterns of rainfall.

Peter Ritchie Calder, Man and the Cosmos, 1968

Waj Ali, Bob Buxton

Waj Ali
Waj Ali

Two more mayoral election candidates: Waj Ali, standing for Reform UK, looks rather formal in his studio portrait, so I’ve drawn him on location too, in a selfie taken at the Hepworth.

Bob Buxton

No studio portrait for the Yorkshire Party: they decided the best place to launch their candidate, Bob Buxton a parish councillor in Rawdon, would be a windswept moor.

Teenage Tuna Tearaways

Tuna tearaways

I found it slightly alarming how easily I slipped into the sleazy slang of these Teenage Tuna Tearaways. Ivy’s is the first ever child’s birthday card to have been given a PG – ‘may include unsuitable dialogue’ – rating.

West Yorkshire Mayor

Tracy Brabin

We’re spoilt for choice in next month’s elections for our first ever mayor for West Yorkshire so here, in alphabetical order to avoid political bias, are our candidates from the three main parties (the other four contenders to follow). Tracy Brabin, MP for Batley and Spen, is standing for the Labour Party.

Stewart Golton

Stewart Golton, a councillor for Rothwell on Leeds City Council is standing for the Liberal Democrats.

Matt Robinson, the Conservative Party candidate, is drawn from a photograph taken before his post-lockdown haircut, so you won’t recognise him now.

Maunder

maunder

MAUNDER, talk incoherently, or in a low tone, grumblingly. “What are teh maundrin thear abaht?”

Wakefield Words, William Stott Banks, 1865

A Clip Studio Paint animation of a page from my illustrated version of William Stott Banks Wakefield Words, A List of Provencial Words in use at Wakefield in Yorkshire 1865.

Link

Wakefield Words, paperback, available post free in the UK from Willow Island Editions.

Peter Ustinov

Peter Ustinov
title page, Dear Me

In 1977, during my lunchbreak, when I taught illustration at Leeds, I walked into Austicks’ Headrow Bookshop and was surprised to see Peter Ustinov at the back of the shop with the manager. The ideal opportunity to get a signed copy of this autobiography, Dear Me, for my Mum’s birthday.

“Who should I sign it to?” he asked.

“That’s a problem, she hates her name, Gladys.”

“That’s just like the Gladyses that I know.”

It wouldn’t look very friendly signed ‘To Mrs Bell’, so we went for:

‘Happy Birthday
to Richard’s Mum’

My Mum finally found a way around this. When she found herself far from home in the West Country, having broken her leg during a holiday she gave the nurse her middle name Joan, as she didn’t want ‘Gladys’ on the notice above her bed, so when she’d recovered enough to be transported by ambulance back to our local hospital, Pinderfields, in Wakefield, she stuck with her new name. From then on her friends called her Joan.

Topkapi

I’ve drawn this, as with previous sketches, from the Radio Times. This week the 1964 comedy heist movie Topkapi gets a showing. Ustinov won the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor for his role as Arthur Simon Simpson, a small-time crook who finds himself out of his depth.

Jonah Hill

Jonah Hill

A man carrying a box: it says something for Jonah Hill’s talents that he can conjure up a character – in fact a little short story – in one expressive pose. In Rupert Goold’s True Story he plays real-life New York Times journalist Michael Finkel acting ‘on well-intentioned-schlub setting’, as Radio Times film critic Andrew Collins puts it in his review (schlub is North American derogatory slang for a ‘talentless, unattractive or boorish person’, so definitely not like Jonah Hill).

Lockdown Birds

We’re delighted to have some of our facilities open for your visit, you’ll notice we’ve made some changes to help keep everyone safe.

RSPB Dearne Valley Old Moor website

We’re looking forward to being allowed to travel again as far as our nearest RSPB reserves, but for the time being we’re limiting ourselves to walks from home. Non-essential shops and hairdressers opened again today.

An earlier version of this homemade birthday card (happy birthday, Paul) suggested that a Masked Booby had turned up at Old Moor, but I don’t think that I’d get that one past the Rarities Committee.