Illingworth Park

In the swinging sixties film Blow-Up, photographer David Hemmings goes into his local park with his SLR and encounters some suspicious characters. So very like my visit to Illingworth Park, Ossett, this morning.

I set the Art Filter on my Olympus E-M10 II to ‘grainy film’ and it really has got the look that I remember from my photography course at Batley School of Art in the 1960s.

Return to Olympus

Olympus E-M10 Mark II

Since lockdown began I’ve taken hundreds of photographs on my new iPhone, which has got me back into photography, but I’ve neglected my regular camera, an Olympus E-M10 Mark II DSLR, so I thought I’d make a point going back to learning a bit more about it. Since I last used it there’s been a software update, so I experimented with the filters in Olympus Workspace. This is the Key Line art filter with an added blue cast. I like the effect; it reminds me of my experiments in photography on my Foundation Course at Batley School of Art. In the print studio someone put the four Richard Avedon portraits of The Beatles on the wall. The psychedelic pop-art effects Avedon used were similar to this Key Line filter, but he must have achieved the effect without the help of computers.

Pictures in the Attic

A friend has asked me if I still have any paintings for sale. I haven’t had an exhibition for more than twenty years but I do have framed paintings from that time, so here is a selection.

Prices on request.

A Taste of London

London veg

As you can see, I’m really missing my occasional trips to London. Just before lockdown we’d been planning a Thames-side walk from Bushey Park to Greenwich Park, meeting up with friends at various stages, including Alistair, who celebrated his birthday at the weekend, hence this card.

Home Movie Moments

movie moments birthday card
home movie actors

My latest homemade birthday card is for my great nephew Zach. It celebrates the home movies that my brother, sister and I made in the days of Standard 8 cine. As you can see, Bill took the action roles, often at risk to life and limb, with my sister guest starring as the ‘Hostile Alien’, ‘The Thing’ and, no doubt hoping to break out of being typecast, a World Security agent scanning the skies for invaders from outer space.

Our friends were regularly in the cast, launching flying machines and hatching dastardly plots for world domination. Mostly we filmed in our garden; the rhubarb patch made a suitably lush jungle but for a more dramatic setting we headed for the local quarry.

But we did consider health and safety. I remember us discussing the possibility that our flying machine might overshoot and end up crashing down onto the railway line. In the event it plummeted vertically downwards when we launched it from the top of Horbury Quarry although I stood well back when filming, just in case.

birthday greeting

John Lennon in Wakefield

It would have been John Lennon’s 80th birthday this week, on the 9th, so I’ve dug out this four-second snippet, filmed in very shaky Standard 8 cine from our black-and-white television, when John and Yoko were appearing on a chat show, probably The Eamonn Andrews Show in the spring of 1969.

I was surprised when my friend Hilary told me that in the early 1960s she’d been at the Saturday morning ABC Minors’ matinee at the ABC Regal cinema in Wakefield when The Beatles made an appearance. About twenty years ago I met a woman who had worked at the Regal at the time and who remembered telling off John when, after the performance, he offered her young daughter a cigarette.

My painter friend Jill told me that one of her tutors at art college (this would have been Manchester, 1969-1972) had previously been a tutor at Liverpool and had caught the young Lennon urinating down the lift shaft.

Finally, as a teenager, my brother’s daughter Hannah learnt the drums from at musician who’d been on the northern circuit in the early 1960s. His group had appeared on the same bill as The Beatles (possibly in Doncaster?), so after the show he’d approached John to say how much he liked their music.

“I especially like Yesterday“, he enthused.

“One of McCartney’s.” said John, and turned away.

Laurel & Hardy in Wakefield

Almost a decade before The Beatles performed at the Regal, Laurel & Hardy made a brief appearance, again at a children’s matinee. My friend Richard Knowles was taken by his uncle and remembers two elderly men coming onto the stage and waving at everyone, although at the time he didn’t know who they were.

de Zee Cow

cartoon cow

Another character from the Do You Say . . . ? ‘poem’ and all that I really know about ‘de Z cow’ is that she’s been known to ‘utter’ the occasional ‘grouse’. Could it be that she’s rather proud of her ancestry? If she really is ‘de Zeeland’ that’s not so far from Freisland, so she could be a pedigree Holstein Friesian.

More likely ‘DeZee’ is a randomly generated name-tag number and she probably usually gets called ‘Daisy’. I have a feeling that she won’t like that.

Remembering Karen

Naturalists
Wakefield Naturalists’ September field trip to St Aidans.

We’ve been saddened to hear of the untimely death of a member of Wakefield Naturalists’ Society, Karen Nicklin, who also – as in my cartoon – volunteered at the RSPB St Aidan’s reserve.

“As a really keen walker and hiker, Karen spent time planning and undertaking walks that combined nature and the landscape and I remember well the talk she gave recently at our members’ evening when she wowed us with views of the spectacular scenery and wild flowers from a recent trek in the Austrian Alps.”

John Gardner, President, Wakefield Naturalists’ Society, wakefieldnaturalists.org

It’s just three weeks ago that we last saw her on that pre-‘Rule of Six’ Naturalists’ field trip to St Aidan’s. As she served me a socially-distanced shade-grown coffee (shade-grown saves trees) afterwards, I asked her what the news was from the Loch Garten ospreys. She replied that, because of Covid, she’d missed out on volunteering there for the first time since 2004. She told me that she hadn’t even managed to add an osprey on her year list. She was obviously missing them, and we’ll miss her.

Castro Rabbit

Castro Rabbit

At the request of my sister, a character from the poem in yesterday’s post. As you might remember, Castro Rabbit appears in the final verse and, as far as I can understand it, he operates in ‘the meadow deep in the world squirrels’, so he’s got to be a bit of a tough cookie, surrounded by all those bright-eyed and bushy-tailed rodents.

I’m convinced that he has some connection with a scam involving ‘rattlebox-free shoes’, which gets a cryptic mention in verse 3.

Verse 1 sounds like the kind of hard-baked pulp-fiction dialogue he’d use, with more than a hint of a threat in it:

“Yeah, I know, but that is on the list,
down there in the bulkhead . . .
and it’s not that ‘cauliflower’.”

Castro Rabbit, ‘Do you say . . .’, verse 1.

But I think the line that he’s delivering here is: “Roger I’ll flax.”

A ‘flax’ must be the Squirrel Meadow equivalent of a fax, and as we’re veering towards Toon characters, Roger must be Roger Rabbit.

I’m looking forward to learning more about de Zee Cow, the one known for uttering the occasional grouse in verse 3.

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